igooutwithabang:

when I commit to a person, I FUCKING COMMIT. if their depression, anxiety or life comes knocking, you bet your ass i’m at the door with a double sided axe waiting for a good fight. 

you cant expect people, to always be happy, even if they are in love. because life doesn’t stop for anyone. But you can be there for the good fight. 

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luciformstudios:

friggin hell kyubey

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ninetale:

All me

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castlestark:

I can’t wait until our generation becomes teachers that actually know how to make a video full screen and get the god damn cursor out of the way

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jaclcfrost:

someonemayhavejust:

jaclcfrost:

sugar, we’re goin down [presses elevator button for a lower floor]

SWINGIN [ELEVATOR CABLE SNAPS]

this is

more than i bargained for

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queenrylan:

esotericalesbians:

it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob

what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob

Because we have vaginas

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coyotelips:

mylourrydiary:

hlil:

Can u believe there are plants that are illegal
Plants

Can you believe there is love that is illegal
Love

Can you believe there are chocolate eggs that are illegal
Chocolate eggs

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hotwinger:

What do you MEAN I’m too competitive?! I’m not competitive! In fact, I’m the LEAST competitive. You wanna race? You wanna fuckin race to see who’s the least competitive?! Let’s fuckin race!

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holmes-sweet-holmes:

In my experience; children are rude, teenagers are rude, adults are rude and old people are rude. Basically leave me alone.

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lilkittygrl:

you-can-call-me-carl:

How come a girl can wear guys clothes and look cute or wear a suit and look hot, but when a guy wears a dress or a skirt it’s weird?

because our society thinks it’s degrading to be feminine

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houndgrl:

if u don’t think i am a princess that’s embarrassing for you

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miraculoustang:

kankri would be the 21 year old at the club ordering water and milkshakes while everyone is getting slammed .

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babygonzo:

vupset:

theonion:

Report: U.S. Still Leads World With Highest Density Of Kevins

my neighbors used to have a dog named Kevin I hope he was included in this census

he was

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